When does a plague of insects become a healthy snack? When locusts descend on earth. Free food!

When Egyptian skies darkened with tiny whirring creatures bound for tender field crops, Israeli farmers went on high alert to ward off the cloud of locusts heading north.

How to cook locusts?

Foodies, on the other hand, recalled that chef Moshe Basson served locust several years ago at Eucalyptus, his high-end Jerusalem restaurant, as part of a special Biblical feast. Why not exploit the food falling from the sky? Especially as these locusts are kosher and halal.

Old-time bars used to serve pretzels and hard-boiled eggs to encourage drinkers to order more beer. With the sudden abundance of free, high-protein food, it seems logical that Middle Eastern eateries should offer the locust as a crunchy, salty snack. At home, instead of offering the family junk food  poured out of an obnoxious plastic bag,  consider a bowlful of yummy fried locust.

More good reasons to eating locust:

• You can season them any way you like.
• Locusts are an ecologically-logical. There are no greenhouse emissions involved in raising them, because they’re not raised, they’re foraged.
• They’re much healthier alternative to industrially produced junk snacks.
• No packaging to fill up landfills, and it comes in a convenient bite size.
• Not to mention how much cheaper a kilo of locusts is, compared to the same weight of, say, potato chips. Can’t get cheaper than free.

We asked Moshe Basson for advice. How does one cook locusts? Fried, stewed, cooked into soup? And what taste do they have?

Locusts taste like quail

“Locust has a taste reminiscent of quail, somehow,” said Basson thoughtfully. “And sunflower seeds. Those familiar with the taste of shrimp will recognize that flavor, also.”

Basson added, “Poor people have always eaten insects in India, the Far East and Africa. They’re an excellent source of protein, but they’re poor people’s food – people are ashamed to say they eat them. Now insects are much more than a culinary curiosity. There’s even talk of an upcoming congress in London where influential chefs will meet to discuss, and cook them. I’d like to present the kosher side of this food.”

We asked how to lower the, well, the ew factor.

Here’s how you eat locusts

“They’re more appetizing if you pull off the head, the short legs, and wings. The long legs are relatively plump, like chicken legs,” said Basson.

Recipe for Moshe Basson’s Crisp Grasshoppers

Ingredients:

About 25 locusts

Have ready about 2 liters of vegetable stock (or 10 cups) with a little turmeric added to it.

Throw the locusts in the boiling stock, whole. Cook for about 3 minutes.

Drain the locusts and let them cool somewhat.

Twist off their heads: this will also pull out the black, threadlike viscera.

Remove the wings and small legs.

Make a seasoned flour with 4 tablespoons any  flour, 3/4 teaspoon salt, a little pepper and chili powder, a shake of ground coriander, and dried garlic granules.

Roll the pre-cooked locusts in a beaten whole egg, then roll them in the seasoned flour. Shake excess flour off.

Fry in olive oil for 1 1/2-2 minutes, till color turns golden brown.

Make locust schnitzel

Alternately, use prepared “schnitzel” crumbs, or fry in tempura batter. Clean locusts, dip in flour, then egg, then seasoned bread crumbs.

Serve with a lemony tahini sauce, or a za’atar pesto made more lemony than usual.

Crunch! Enjoy!

Convinced? Good. But we are obliged to report two problems with serving locusts.

First,  you’ll probably have to tell your family a fat lie and claim it’s something else, or they probably won’t eat it.

Second, if you are eating them in Israel, the Israeli agriculture ministry has sprayed insecticides on the little creatures. So by this time, the cloud of edible visitors has succumbed to a cloud of toxins. So check what’s going on with pest control in your region.

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